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Bundle: Zen As F*ck & Chai F*cking Harder

Bundle: Zen As F*ck & Chai F*cking Harder

$28.00 USD
Sale price  $28.00 USD Regular price  $33.00 USD
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Bundle: Zen As F*ck & Chai F*cking Harder

Bundle: Zen As F*ck & Chai F*cking Harder

$28.00 USD
Sale price  $28.00 USD Regular price  $33.00 USD

Zen As F*ck Tea - Size: 2oz bags

You breathe in strength
Breathe out all the bulls**t.
This om-azing tea helps you
Zen the f**k out

Chai F*cking Harder - Size: 2oz bags

You wanna Chai me?
Yeah you f**king do.
Drink this smooth ass chai.
Get fired the f**k up and win life

When you enter a first name in the personalization box, we will add it directly on the label. Making it really fun and amazing for gifts! First names or short nicknames work best.

ALL LABELS ARE PRINTED WITH NO *ASTERISK USED. GOOGLE MADE US DO IT.

What the f*ck is in it?

Zen As F**k

*Holy Basil (tulsi)
*Ginger
*Gotu Kola
*Cinnamon
*Lemon Peel
*Peppercorn
Caffeine free - *organic & ayurvedic
*MADE IN A FACILITY THAT CONTAINS TREE NUTS (COCONUT)

Chai F*cking Harder

*TOASTED YERBA MATÉ
*HOLY TULSI TRINITY
*CINNAMON
*GINGER
CARDAMOM
*FENNEL SEEDS
*LICORICE ROOT
PEPPERCORN
Caffeinated – *organic

*MADE IN A FACILITY THAT CONTAINS TREE NUTS (COCONUT)

F**KING DIRECTIONS

HOT BREW:

Black tea blends: Steep at boil (212°F) for 3–5 minutes
Green tea blends: Steep at 175–180°F for 1–3 minutes
Oolong tea blends: Steep at 195°F for 2–3 minutes
Herbal tea, Rooibos, Yerba Mate blends:  Steep at 212°F for 5-15 minutes 


HOW THE F**K DO I BREW LOOSE LEAF TEA?
 Try our reusable cotton tea bags (I *heart* Tea Bagging) or the tea straw, which we think is f**king amazing.


COLD BREW:

1. MIX TEA & COLD H2O.
2. PUT IN FRIDGE. BE PATIENT.
3. READY WITHIN 6-12 HOURS

Disclaimer

*Statements made on ModestMix.com regarding the herbal and natural teas offered have not been evaluated by the food and drug administration as the FDA does not evaluate or test herbs. This information has not been evaluated by the US Food and Drug Administration, nor has it gone through the rigorous double-blind studies required before a particular product can be deemed truly beneficial or potentially dangerous and prescribed in the treatment of any condition or disease.
The teas offered on ModestMix.com are not intended to treat, cure or prevent any illness or disease. If you have or suspect that you have a medical problem,  consult with your physician for diagnosis or treatment. Use herbs as per instructions and always watch for any allergic reactions. You should always carefully read all product packaging and labels. Always consult your physician or health care provider before using any herbal products, especially if you have a medical problem.

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Jennifer B
Purchased for Best Friend

I purchased these teas for my best friend and can't wait for her to try them. The packaging is perfection! If allowed, I'll provide a follow-up review.

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Petra O

Beautiful teas! I bought these for a friend’s birthday, and she absolutely loved them. Thank you for helping make her day extra special! Highly recommend!

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Alissa Kahn
Fucking Delicious!

I absolutely f*****g love the Chai F*****g Harder, and don't think I can ever drink another chai after trying it! I recently had it at a women's circle, and had to ask about it and buy my own. After going through my bag, I was literally sad that I got to the end without buying more already. I love the warmth and comfort it provides with the aroma while steeping, and the taste blend while drinking. Zen As F*** is also an absolutely wonderful blend of taste and comfort, and with no caffeine it's perfect for those late nights. But the chai? That's where it's at. I highly recommend grabbing a bag and trying for yourself if you like chai, or if you just like having your own little happiness in a cup!

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Stephanie

I bought this as a gift along with another tea package. My daughter opened it and was delighted. The packaging was very appealing and I did t need to do anymore than wrap it.