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Hormone Sh*tshow
Sample 1 oz (10 cups)
$8.50 USD
Sale price
$8.50 USD
Regular price
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Hormone Sh*tshow
$8.50 USD
Sale price
$8.50 USD
Regular price
Your hormones are on a f*cked-up
roller coaster designed by a
drunk toddler with anger issues.
This tea is the emergency brake
that gets you off Satan's tilt-a-whirl.
Ashwagandha and vitex team up to support your adrenal and reproductive balance, helping to level out wild mood swings and PMS chaos. Black cohosh and red clover bring relief to menopause-related madness like hot flashes and night sweats, while chamomile and lavender calm your frazzled nervous system. Peppermint adds a soothing kick for digestion, and licorice root helps balance cortisol levels—because you don’t need stress making things worse. Basically, it’s a botanical intervention for when your hormones are throwing chairs.
When you enter a first name in the personalization box, we will add it directly on the label. Making it really fun and amazing for gifts! First names or short nicknames work best.
ALL LABELS ARE PRINTED WITH NO *ASTERISK USED. GOOGLE MADE US DO IT.
What the f*ck is in it?
F**KING DIRECTIONS
Disclaimer
*Statements made on ModestMix.com regarding the herbal and natural teas offered have not been evaluated by the food and drug administration as the FDA does not evaluate or test herbs. This information has not been evaluated by the US Food and Drug Administration, nor has it gone through the rigorous double-blind studies required before a particular product can be deemed truly beneficial or potentially dangerous and prescribed in the treatment of any condition or disease.
The teas offered on ModestMix.com are not intended to treat, cure or prevent any illness or disease. If you have or suspect that you have a medical problem, consult with your physician for diagnosis or treatment. Use herbs as per instructions and always watch for any allergic reactions. You should always carefully read all product packaging and labels. Always consult your physician or health care provider before using any herbal products, especially if you have a medical problem.
Customers praised this herbal tea for effectively managing menopause symptoms, particularly hot flashes, night sweats, and mood swings. Many noted "delicious" taste and "fresh, perfectly balanced flavors." The tea also helped with hormone regulation, inflammation, and sleep quality. Reviewers loved the humorous packaging and fast shipping. One concern: portion size may be small for the cost.
A
The tastes is wonderful , smells great! Shipping fast! Love the notes and descriptions!! Not sure how its working yet for my hot flashes because I'm still getting them ferociously! I think I feel calmer somehow after I drink it. I've only been drinking it like a week now so I guess my body needs to get acclimated with the herbs.
M
Amazing! And funny!!!
E
I absolutely LOVE this shop! From the moment I placed my order, the seller was so kind, thoughtful, and incredibly helpful. The customer service was beyond amazing, and you can truly feel the love and care that goes into every part of the experience.
When my tea arrived, I was so impressed by the quality and the beautiful packaging. Everything was carefully put together, and it honestly made me smile. I can’t wait to try the Hormone Shitshow Tea, and I already know this won’t be my last order! I’m so excited to come back and try more of the different tea blends.
I love supporting small businesses, especially ones where you can tell the owner genuinely cares about their customers and takes pride in what they create. It’s rare to find someone who puts so much heart into both their products and their communication. Thank you
E
I’ve suffered from awful cystic acne over the last 6 months, and nothing was getting the flare ups under control. I found this tea and tried it with hopes that it would at least somewhat help. I think the images speak for themselves. I’ve also noticed a huge difference in inflammation!
C
not sure about the tea since I bought it as a gift, but my sister loved the humor and the folks at ModestMix Teas customized the package for her with her name (I didn't even know that's an option)... I just mentioned in the notes that she was suffering from peri-menopause. It was such a pleasant and hilarious surprise. 5 stars just for that.
L
Great customer service and quick to reply!
L
I made a cup immediately after receiving. tastes good!
E
Love arrived quickly and tasted wonderful!
E
Got it for my sister as a gift she loved it especially the packaging !
E
This tea tastes great and I’m not a huge tea drinker. I will definitely order more when I’m through with this. Love the description too! :)
E
Bought as a gift for my sister. I hope she likes it!
E
Not only was there fast shipping.. but wonderful packaging... I cant wait until I order more... Im making Hormonal Shitshow at this very moment :) :) :)
A
I have been having a hell of a time with menopause. This tea is a freaking godsend. I'm ordering this by the pound from now on. It chills me out, kills the hot flashes, and makes me not hate everyone. Thank you!
E
This tea is the bomb. Great quality. Taste is tolerable. Shipped very quickly. Excellent customer service. Highly recommend. Thank you.
E
I had the week from hell at work and the hot flashes and rage were not helping. I steeped one cup and I already feel so much more like myself. Ordering a second bag now. I need one for the office and one for home from now on.
E
I love this blend , will be ordering more, the seller was very sweet as well!!
E
I love the personal note. I bought it for a friend but I ended up needing it for myself first. It was lovely!
E
This is an amazing product! The taste is great and the name is absolutely awesome!
E
Order arrived quickly! Looking forward to my first cup. 😄
M
Of course it was the name that grabbed me, fun lighthearted and accurate. It's the taste that keeps me coming back. Fresh and perfectly balanced flavors. A must for your tea collection
E
Absolutely perfect. from the ordering to the packaging to the delivery and finally the taste.
E
Soo I haven’t had my cycle in 3 months yea 3 long months of moodiness, depression and anxiety. This is sorcery in a cup a delicious brewed cup brought back my cycle and now I’m feeling so aligned with my body again!!
E
Had a few cups already and you can get two or three brews from it. Very nice
Y
I haven’t used it enough to see results yet. But I love the packaging and quick shipping as well.
E
will order again.. drinking a glass everyday for 4 days. helps my bloating and issues from 6 surgeries. had right ovary and tube removed last September. I love this tea. I donput some hibiscus and honey in it. thank you for making this blend. bless
E
happy with reading be back again
S
Hormone shit show is the ticket we all need to some relief! Works awesome and tasty too! Don’t hesitate just get it for yourself. You need it and fucking deserve it!
E
shipped quickly
E
Hilarious packaging and great tasting tea!
E
I love this tea!!! It has helped me with my hot flashes and night sweats and even my mood swings. I drink a cup before I go to bed and I swear I sleep much better now.
E
I've had complications transitioning from my luteal phase to my follicular phase die to hormone imbalances. Since I've been religious about drinking my Hormone Shitshow I have not had any complications! Does a great job regulating my hormones! I've gone a full 120 cups and I'm buying my 2nd batch now!!