Hormone Sh*tshow

Hormone Sh*tshow

Sample 1 oz (10 cups)
$8.50 USD
$8.50 USD
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Hormone Sh*tshow
  • Hormone Sh*tshow
  • Hormone Sh*tshow
  • Hormone Sh*tshow
  • Hormone Sh*tshow
Hormone Sh*tshow

Hormone Sh*tshow

Herbal blend to balance you out babe!

$8.50 USD
$8.50 USD

Your hormones are on a f*cked-up
roller coaster designed by a
drunk toddler with anger issues.
This tea is the emergency brake
that gets you off Satan's tilt-a-whirl.

Ashwagandha and vitex team up to support your adrenal and reproductive balance, helping to level out wild mood swings and PMS chaos. Black cohosh and red clover bring relief to menopause-related madness like hot flashes and night sweats, while chamomile and lavender calm your frazzled nervous system. Peppermint adds a soothing kick for digestion, and licorice root helps balance cortisol levels—because you don’t need stress making things worse. Basically, it’s a botanical intervention for when your hormones are throwing chairs.

When you enter a first name in the personalization box, we will add it directly on the label. Making it really fun and amazing for gifts! First names or short nicknames work best.

ALL LABELS ARE PRINTED WITH NO *ASTERISK USED. GOOGLE MADE US DO IT.
What the f*ck is in it?

*ASHWAGANDHA ROOT (GINSENG), *CHAMOMILE, *VITEX (CHASTEBERRY). *BLACK COHOSH ROOT, *RED CLOVER, *PEPPERMINT, *LICORICE ROOT, *LAVENDER
CAFFEINE FREE - *ORGANIC
F**KING DIRECTIONS

Steeping Instructions:
1. HEAT WATER 208°F – 212°F
2. 1 TSPN (3G) TEA PER 8 OZ.
3. STEEP FOR 5-10 MINUTES.
4. PRIMAL SCREAM INTO YOUR PILLOW
Disclaimer

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The teas offered on ModestMix.com are not intended to treat, cure or prevent any illness or disease. If you have or suspect that you have a medical problem,  consult with your physician for diagnosis or treatment. Use herbs as per instructions and always watch for any allergic reactions. You should always carefully read all product packaging and labels. Always consult your physician or health care provider before using any herbal products, especially if you have a medical problem.