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Zen As F**k

Zen As F**k

Sample 1 oz (10 cups)
$8.50 USD
$8.50 USD
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Zen As F**k
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Zen As F**k

Zen As F**k

Earthy & Spicy Holy Tulsi Mix

$8.50 USD
$8.50 USD

You breathe in strength
Breathe out all the bullsh*t.
This om-azing tea helps you
Zen the f**k out

When you enter a first name in the personalization box, we will add it directly on the label. Making it really fun and amazing for gifts! First name or short nicknames work best.

ALL LABELS ARE PRINTED WITH NO *ASTERISK USED. GOOGLE MADE US DO IT.
What the f*ck is in it?

*Holy Basil (tulsi)
*Ginger
*Gotu Kola
*Cinnamon
*Lemon Peel
*Peppercorn
Caffeine free - *organic & ayurvedic
*MADE IN A FACILITY THAT CONTAINS TREE NUTS (COCONUT)
F**KING DIRECTIONS

HOT BREW:

Black tea blends: Steep at boil (212°F) for 3–5 minutes
Green tea blends: Steep at 175–180°F for 1–3 minutes
Oolong tea blends: Steep at 195°F for 2–3 minutes
Herbal tea, Rooibos, Yerba Mate blends:  Steep at 212°F for 5-15 minutes 


HOW THE F**K DO I BREW LOOSE LEAF TEA? Try our reusable cotton tea bags (I *heart* Tea Bagging) or the tea straw, which we think is f**king amazing.


COLD BREW:

1. MIX TEA & COLD H2O.
2. PUT IN FRIDGE. BE PATIENT.
3. READY WITHIN 6-12 HOURS
Disclaimer

*Statements made on ModestMix.com regarding the herbal and natural teas offered have not been evaluated by the food and drug administration as the FDA does not evaluate or test herbs. This information has not been evaluated by the US Food and Drug Administration, nor has it gone through the rigorous double-blind studies required before a particular product can be deemed truly beneficial or potentially dangerous and prescribed in the treatment of any condition or disease.
The teas offered on ModestMix.com are not intended to treat, cure or prevent any illness or disease. If you have or suspect that you have a medical problem,  consult with your physician for diagnosis or treatment. Use herbs as per instructions and always watch for any allergic reactions. You should always carefully read all product packaging and labels. Always consult your physician or health care provider before using any herbal products, especially if you have a medical problem.

Customers praised this relaxing tea blend for its delicious, fragrant flavor with lavender and warm spices. Shoppers described it as "so good" and a "perfect blend," ideal for unwinding. Many purchased it as a popular gift. Fast shipping and quality ingredients were highlighted. The caffeine-free formula provides a calming lift. Overall highly rated at 5 stars.

  • 5 stars: 40 (98%)
  • 4 stars: 1 (2%)
  • 3 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 2 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 1 star: 0 (0%)
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Heather

I freakin love this, so funny! I'm gifting it to a stressed out friend and its perfect. Thanks for quickly shipping!

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Michele Stephenson

What I ordered and as described.

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Bethany Condon

Spicy and warm. A perfect blend!

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Leslie McCombs

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This is a good tea. If you like lavender, you will like this tea.

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Mechelle

I love these teas, Fast delivery.

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Lee D.

My favorite tea! I enjoy a cup every evening.

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Lee D.

My favorite tea! Love this blend so much!

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Angelica

I bought it as a gift.

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Jeanne
The tea is so good

Just tried Zen as Fuck. The tea is so good. When I opened the package the tea was fragrant and the ingredients were a good quality.

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Aaron
love this brand!!!

The mixes are delicious (my favorites are Zen as F*ck and F*ckoffee) and the aesthetic is just muah! I just ordered a bunch of tea samplers and two straws for two friends who are celebrating their birthdays soon, and I'm so excited. They're gonna be so surprised! Thanks for bringing more AWESOME into this world!"

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Alison
Love, love, love this tea!

Love, love, love this tea! Especially, Zen the F Out!

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Audra Van Syckle

This was a secret Santa present and she LOVED it. Can’t wait till I can order myself some haha. Thank you!

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Caitlin

Always a go to gift or thank you present

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Reannon Wright

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Tami Kincanon

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Jaime Votava

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Brittany

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Melissa

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Jhett Rory

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Marlene

I got three teas for my coworker and she has absolutely loved them and the messages haha thank you!!

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Etsy customer

Taste wonderful, and it gives you a nice caffeine-free lift!

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Monica Faison

Great gifts! My sister loved her tea, especially the personalized label. Will be ordering more.

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Amy

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Jordan Bennett

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Maggie Gross
Great Relaxing Tea!

This tea helps me feel super zen. I would definitely recommend this tea to anyone who is looking to relax. I will be ordering more for sure!

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Reggie Linsao

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Vicki

Love it. Thank you so much. Met expectations and then some. I'll be back.

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Jessica Lyn

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Holly

This was a gift. The recipient said they thought it was great. Would definitely gift from this shop again.

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Michelle W

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Prince

The taste is like a warming, spiced version of Tazo Zen, and this is the better tasting of the two. Thank you!

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Elizabeth Hale

Teas were received quickly and have lovely flavors! The Zen is my favorite and helps to calm the world down a bit. The Sleep made me sleepy, but then I was wide awake (was probably just me). Overall these blends are very nice and shipping / packaging was great!

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Pyriel Whyspor

🖤🍵 Absolutely, an artistic, cup of tea

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Samantha Joyce

I bought this as a gift and it arrived packaged nicely, cute AF personalization, and really fast shipping.