Wake The F**k Up - Rich Black Tea with Elderberries

$8.50

Wake The F**k Up - Rich Black Tea with Elderberries

$8.50
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Get your fine ass energized!
You’re a f**king winner!
Drink this badass tea. Kick life in the face.
High. F**king. Five.

When you enter a first name in the personalization box, we will add it directly on the label. Making it really fun and amazing for gifts! First names or short nicknames work best.

ALL LABELS ARE PRINTED WITH NO *ASTERISK USED. GOOGLE MADE US DO IT.

*Statements made on ModestMix.com regarding the herbal and natural teas offered have not been evaluated by the food and drug administration as the FDA does not evaluate or test herbs. This information has not been evaluated by the US Food and Drug Administration, nor has it gone through the rigorous double-blind studies required before a particular product can be deemed truly beneficial or potentially dangerous and prescribed in the treatment of any condition or disease. 
The teas offered on ModestMix.com are not intended to treat, cure or prevent any illness or disease. If you have or suspect that you have a medical problem,  consult with your physician for diagnosis or treatment. Use herbs as per instructions and always watch for any allergic reactions. You should always carefully read all product packaging and labels. Always consult your physician or health care provider before using any herbal products, especially if you have a medical problem.

*INDIA BLACK TEA
*ASSAM BREAKFAST BLEND BLACK TEA
*BLACK ELDERBERRIES
Caffeinated – *organic

*MADE IN A FACILITY THAT CONTAINS TREE NUTS (COCONUT)

HOT BREW:

Black tea blends: Steep at boil (212°F) for 3–5 minutes
Green tea blends: Steep at 175–180°F for 1–3 minutes
Oolong tea blends: Steep at 195°F for 2–3 minutes
Herbal tea, Rooibos, Yerba Mate blends:  Steep at 212°F for 5-15 minutes 

HOW THE F**K DO I BREW LOOSE LEAF TEA? Try our reusable cotton tea bags (I *heart* Tea Bagging) or the tea straw, which we think is f**king amazing.

COLD BREW:

1. MIX TEA & COLD H2O.
2. PUT IN FRIDGE. BE PATIENT.
3. READY WITHIN 6-12 HOURS

Customer Reviews

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COWGIRL
I FUCKING LOVE IT!!

I am really picky on tea, I only drink organic & I like a strong tea. This tea has an awesome flavor & the elderberry flavor goes great with it. It really does wake me up & just opening the bag makes me LMFAO so I start my day off laughing & smiling first thing in the morning! I really appreciate the great humor & the expertise in putting together a great high quality breakfast blend that starts my morning off FUCKING AWESOME!!☮️💜

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Keith Melvill
Best Fuckin' Tea Ever

I've been drinking Twinnings Earl Gray Tea for the majority of my life.
Wake the Fuck Up Tea is by far the best tea I've ever had.

Thanks Jamah

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Abbey E
Love It!

This tea is incredibly smooth and the elderberries give it a bit of sweetness. It has now become my go to morning tea. Recommend 100X over!

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Kathy Slavik
Love it!

Tea is great, smooth. Although it has caffeine. It doesn’t make me jittery. Also purchased Chai fucking harder, also very good.

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Tracie Livermore
So much fun

I received a yea for my birthday and laughed my ass off reading the packaging. Not only does the tea taste great, but the creativity used in the packaging is so entertaining. We have made it our gift of choice this holiday season. Shopping and reading all of the packages was so much fun!