- Description
- WHAT THE F**K IS IN IT?
- F**KING DIRECTIONS
Face-palm on the daily?
Is ‘uhhh’ your favorite word?
Get your head out of your ass.
Be smarter. Drink this tea.
When you enter a first name in the personalization box, we will add it directly on the label. Making it really fun and amazing for gifts! First names or short nicknames work best.
ALL LABELS ARE PRINTED WITH NO *ASTERISK USED. GOOGLE MADE US DO IT.
OOLONG TEA
*CHUN-MEE GREEN TEA
*GINKGO BILOBA LEAF
*ELEUTHERO ROOT (GINSENG)
*LEMONGRASS
*LEMON PEEL
Caffeinated – *organic
*MADE IN A FACILITY THAT CONTAINS TREE NUTS (COCONUT)
HOT BREW:
Black tea blends: Steep at boil (212°F) for 3–5 minutes
Green tea blends: Steep at 175–180°F for 1–3 minutes
Oolong tea blends: Steep at 195°F for 2–3 minutes
Herbal tea, Rooibos, Yerba Mate blends: Steep at 212°F for 5-15 minutes
HOW THE F**K DO I BREW LOOSE LEAF TEA? Try our reusable cotton tea bags (I *heart* Tea Bagging) or the tea straw, which we think is f**king amazing.
COLD BREW:
1. MIX TEA & COLD H2O.
2. PUT IN FRIDGE. BE PATIENT.
3. READY WITHIN 6-12 HOURS