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Smart Ass

Smart Ass

Sample 1 oz (10 cups)
$8.50 USD
$8.50 USD
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Smart Ass

Smart Ass

Oolong & Green Tea with bright herbs

$8.50 USD
$8.50 USD

Face-palm on the daily?
Is ‘uhhh’ your favorite word?
Get your head out of your ass.
Be smarter. Drink this tea.

When you enter a first name in the personalization box, we will add it directly on the label. Making it really fun and amazing for gifts! First names or short nicknames work best.

ALL LABELS ARE PRINTED WITH NO *ASTERISK USED. GOOGLE MADE US DO IT.
What the f*ck is in it?

OOLONG TEA

*CHUN-MEE GREEN TEA

*GINKGO BILOBA LEAF

*ELEUTHERO ROOT (GINSENG)

*LEMONGRASS

*LEMON PEEL

Caffeinated – *organic

*MADE IN A FACILITY THAT CONTAINS TREE NUTS (COCONUT)
F**KING DIRECTIONS

HOT BREW:

Black tea blends: Steep at boil (212°F) for 3–5 minutes
Green tea blends: Steep at 175–180°F for 1–3 minutes
Oolong tea blends: Steep at 195°F for 2–3 minutes
Herbal tea, Rooibos, Yerba Mate blends:  Steep at 212°F for 5-15 minutes 


HOW THE F**K DO I BREW LOOSE LEAF TEA? Try our reusable cotton tea bags (I *heart* Tea Bagging) or the tea straw, which we think is f**king amazing.


COLD BREW:

1. MIX TEA & COLD H2O.
2. PUT IN FRIDGE. BE PATIENT.
3. READY WITHIN 6-12 HOURS
Disclaimer

*Statements made on ModestMix.com regarding the herbal and natural teas offered have not been evaluated by the food and drug administration as the FDA does not evaluate or test herbs. This information has not been evaluated by the US Food and Drug Administration, nor has it gone through the rigorous double-blind studies required before a particular product can be deemed truly beneficial or potentially dangerous and prescribed in the treatment of any condition or disease.
The teas offered on ModestMix.com are not intended to treat, cure or prevent any illness or disease. If you have or suspect that you have a medical problem,  consult with your physician for diagnosis or treatment. Use herbs as per instructions and always watch for any allergic reactions. You should always carefully read all product packaging and labels. Always consult your physician or health care provider before using any herbal products, especially if you have a medical problem.

Customers loved this tea, praising it as "delicious without sweetener" and "the best tasting." Reviewers highlighted "great quality" and "excellent tea," with one noting "creativity in flavors." Fast shipping was mentioned positively. All 26 reviews gave 5-star ratings, showing universal satisfaction. One review contained unrelated content that appears misplaced.

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Alexis Sullivan

So excited for my tea !!

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Nichole Clark

I can’t wait to give to my sister in law

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Mechelle

Fast shipping. I love all of these teas.

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Ifeoluwa

What the Bible says about God's Body
(From Forerunner Commentary)

The Bible provides enough testimony to show that God and angels are not universal nothingness floating around in nowhere. God is not universal mind, conscience, or goodness. He is not an abstract power filling all of space. Except for the vast difference in power and in potential, the only significant difference between men and God is that mankind is earthly flesh and bone in whose mortal bodies' life is in the blood. God's body is also flesh and bone, but it is spirit, immortal, perfect, and self-existent.

This has practical ramifications that must be explored because it means that God cannot be omnipresent in body. He is one place at one time, and every biblical description shows Him at one place at one time participating in, working within, and observing His

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Cynthia

great quality, best tasting even with a potty mouth

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Etsy customer

Best teas I've had over the last 3+yrs.

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Christie White

WONDERFUL TEA!! I really thought I would need some kind of sweetener but the tea is delicious without it.

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Cassidee

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Jaime Votava

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Jaimie

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Our Lady of Static

Tastes wonderful. Would order again.

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Etsy customer

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Etsy customer

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Dani M

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Etsy customer

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Cheryl Roeller

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Etsy customer

Shipping was fast! My daughter loved the tea!!!

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Etsy customer

This is the most badass thing I’ve ordered off of Etsy. Excellent tea and kick ass packaging.

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Amalie Thibodeaux

My favorite from not so Modest Teas. I really love the creativity in this tea’s flavors. Spot on.

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hillary hastings

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Brianna Lopez

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Amber Smith

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Whitney Triplett

We all need that little "pick me up" and this tea totally does that!!! I feel smarter already! Super delicious...Fuck ya!

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Jen The Pen
Tea Review

I had one of the best sleeps in my life last night. This shit really works.

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Heather

Got my ass going for sure.

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El Stupido
Tea Review

Totally made me smarter. I’m now a Mensa member, no big deal. Also tastes pretty good!