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Your hormones are on a f*cked-up
roller coaster designed by a
drunk toddler with anger issues.
This tea is the emergency brake
that gets you off Satan's tilt-a-whirl.
Ashwagandha and vitex team up to support your adrenal and reproductive balance, helping to level out wild mood swings and PMS chaos. Black cohosh and red clover bring relief to menopause-related madness like hot flashes and night sweats, while chamomile and lavender calm your frazzled nervous system. Peppermint adds a soothing kick for digestion, and licorice root helps balance cortisol levels—because you don’t need stress making things worse. Basically, it’s a botanical intervention for when your hormones are throwing chairs.
When you enter a first name in the personalization box, we will add it directly on the label. Making it really fun and amazing for gifts! First names or short nicknames work best.
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*ASHWAGANDHA ROOT (GINSENG), *CHAMOMILE, *VITEX (CHASTEBERRY). *BLACK COHOSH ROOT, *RED CLOVER, *PEPPERMINT, *LICORICE ROOT, *LAVENDER
CAFFEINE FREE - *ORGANIC
1. HEAT WATER 208°F – 212°F
2. 1 TSPN (3G) TEA PER 8 OZ.
3. STEEP FOR 5-10 MINUTES.
4. PRIMAL SCREAM INTO YOUR PILLOW