Go The F**k To Sleep - Sweet Floral Blend with Ginger, Fennel & Rose Hips

$8.50

Go The F**k To Sleep - Sweet Floral Blend with Ginger, Fennel & Rose Hips

$8.50
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  • WHAT THE F**K IS IN IT?
  • F**KING DIRECTIONS

Seriously.
Drink a cup of this relaxing-as-f**k tea.
Shut down your sh*t & take some deep breaths.
Boom, you’re f**king sleeping.

When you enter a first name in the personalization box, we will add it directly on the label. Making it really fun and amazing for gifts! First names or short nicknames work best.

ALL LABELS ARE PRINTED WITH NO *ASTERISK USED. GOOGLE MADE US DO IT.

*Statements made on ModestMix.com regarding the herbal and natural teas offered have not been evaluated by the food and drug administration as the FDA does not evaluate or test herbs. This information has not been evaluated by the US Food and Drug Administration, nor has it gone through the rigorous double-blind studies required before a particular product can be deemed truly beneficial or potentially dangerous and prescribed in the treatment of any condition or disease. 
The teas offered on ModestMix.com are not intended to treat, cure or prevent any illness or disease. If you have or suspect that you have a medical problem,  consult with your physician for diagnosis or treatment. Use herbs as per instructions and always watch for any allergic reactions. You should always carefully read all product packaging and labels. Always consult your physician or health care provider before using any herbal products, especially if you have a medical problem.

*GINGER
*ASHWAGANDHA ROOT
ALL-SPICE
*CHAMOMILE
*LAVENDER
*ROSE HIPS
*FENNEL SEED
*LICORICE ROOT
Caffeine free – *organic

*MADE IN A FACILITY THAT CONTAINS TREE NUTS (COCONUT)

HOT BREW:

Black tea blends: Steep at boil (212°F) for 3–5 minutes
Green tea blends: Steep at 175–180°F for 1–3 minutes
Oolong tea blends: Steep at 195°F for 2–3 minutes
Herbal tea, Rooibos, Yerba Mate blends:  Steep at 212°F for 5-15 minutes 

HOW THE F**K DO I BREW LOOSE LEAF TEA? Try our reusable cotton tea bags (I *heart* Tea Bagging) or the tea straw, which we think is f**king amazing.

COLD BREW:

1. MIX TEA & COLD H2O.
2. PUT IN FRIDGE. BE PATIENT.
3. READY WITHIN 6-12 HOURS

Customer Reviews

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Gigi McAdam

I went the fuck to sleep and stayed sleeping. Perfection

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Ellie Rayburn Fuller
Loose Tea Lover Now

Never thought I’d be a Loose Tea Lover until I crossed paths with one of your vendors this summer at a Farmers Market. The names on your black tea bags caught my eye as I was strolling by, and I thought “Fucking A, I gotta try those!” Now I’m hooked..”Go The Fuck To Sleep” is my new sleep potion..it’s fucking great!

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Lori Lares

This tea tastes great and relaxes me. Love it

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Gayle
Not just funny, this tea works!

I received three bags of tea and some tea bags as a gift and couldn't stop laughing at the labels. I thought this was just more or less a gag gift and that the tea might be just so-so, but I was just so so wrong. I am drinking the "Go the fuck to sleep" tea and it is delicious. I hope I don't doze off before finishing this review. I immediately got online and ordered tea for my sister. I know she will love it as much as I do. This is the perfect gift for your fun friends and family. Try it, you will love it! ZZZZZZ

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Vanessa
It is the best flor sleep

I've been using teas for relaxing and sleeping better - and this stuff is the best!