- Description
- WHAT THE F**K IS IN IT?
- F**KING DIRECTIONS
You filthy motherfu**ker.
Ready to detox your bad decisions?
Repent. drink this tea.
Also, eat a f**king vegetable.
When you enter a first name in the personalization box, we will add it directly on the label. Making it really fun and amazing for gifts! First names or short nicknames work best.
ALL LABELS ARE PRINTED WITH NO *ASTERISK USED. GOOGLE MADE US DO IT.
*Statements made on ModestMix.com regarding the herbal and natural teas offered have not been evaluated by the food and drug administration as the FDA does not evaluate or test herbs. This information has not been evaluated by the US Food and Drug Administration, nor has it gone through the rigorous double-blind studies required before a particular product can be deemed truly beneficial or potentially dangerous and prescribed in the treatment of any condition or disease. The teas offered on ModestMix.com are not intended to treat, cure or prevent any illness or disease. If you have or suspect that you have a medical problem, consult with your physician for diagnosis or treatment. Use herbs as per instructions and always watch for any allergic reactions. You should always carefully read all product packaging and labels. Always consult your physician or health care provider before using any herbal products, especially if you have a medical problem.
*DANDELION LEAF
*NETTLE LEAF
*MILK THISTLE SEED
*GINGER
*ROSE HIPS
*STRAWBERRY LEAF
*CHAMOMILE
*LICORICE ROOT
Caffeine free – *organic
*MADE IN A FACILITY THAT CONTAINS TREE NUTS (COCONUT)
HOT BREW:
Black tea blends: Steep at boil (212°F) for 3–5 minutes
Green tea blends: Steep at 175–180°F for 1–3 minutes
Oolong tea blends: Steep at 195°F for 2–3 minutes
Herbal tea, Rooibos, Yerba Mate blends: Steep at 212°F for 5-15 minutes
HOW THE F**K DO I BREW LOOSE LEAF TEA? Try our reusable cotton tea bags (I *heart* Tea Bagging) or the tea straw, which we think is f**king amazing.
COLD BREW:
1. MIX TEA & COLD H2O.
2. PUT IN FRIDGE. BE PATIENT.
3. READY WITHIN 6-12 HOURS