F*ckoffee – chicory root + cacao coffee replacement

$10.00

F*ckoffee – chicory root + cacao coffee replacement

$10.00
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  • WHAT THE F**K IS IN IT?
  • F**KING DIRECTIONS

But first, f*ckoffee.
Is coffee flipping you the bird?
Chicory root and cacao for the win!
It’s like coffee, without being a dick.

When you enter a first name in the personalization box, we will add it directly on the label. Making it really fun and amazing for gifts! First names or short nicknames work best.

ALL LABELS ARE PRINTED WITH NO *ASTERISK USED. GOOGLE MADE US DO IT.

*Statements made on ModestMix.com regarding the herbal and natural teas offered have not been evaluated by the food and drug administration as the FDA does not evaluate or test herbs. This information has not been evaluated by the US Food and Drug Administration, nor has it gone through the rigorous double-blind studies required before a particular product can be deemed truly beneficial or potentially dangerous and prescribed in the treatment of any condition or disease. 
The teas offered on ModestMix.com are not intended to treat, cure or prevent any illness or disease. If you have or suspect that you have a medical problem,  consult with your physician for diagnosis or treatment. Use herbs as per instructions and always watch for any allergic reactions. You should always carefully read all product packaging and labels. Always consult your physician or health care provider before using any herbal products, especially if you have a medical problem.

*Roasted chicory root
*Cacao nibs
*Cacao powder

*MADE IN A FACILITY THAT CONTAINS TREE NUTS (COCONUT)

Caffeine free – *organic & ayurvedic

HOT BREW:

Black tea blends: Steep at boil (212°F) for 3–5 minutes
Green tea blends: Steep at 175–180°F for 1–3 minutes
Oolong tea blends: Steep at 195°F for 2–3 minutes
Herbal tea, Rooibos, Yerba Mate blends:  Steep at 212°F for 5-15 minutes 

HOW THE F**K DO I BREW LOOSE LEAF TEA? Try our reusable cotton tea bags (I *heart* Tea Bagging) or the tea straw, which we think is f**king amazing.

COLD BREW:

1. MIX TEA & COLD H2O.
2. PUT IN FRIDGE. BE PATIENT.
3. READY WITHIN 6-12 HOURS

Customer Reviews

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Amber
I love this shit!!

Fuckoffee is my absolute favorite! I can’t live without it in the morning 😍"

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Emilia
So good!

Love this stuff! Better than coffee and I could drink it all day

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Jana
F*ckoffee is where it’s at!

love the robust flavor of coffee, but have to get away from the caffeine. F*ckoffee is where it’s at! The chocolate richness of Kenyan single origin beans but without the caffeine! What an incredible blend ai drink all day!

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Aaron
I love this brand!!!

The mixes are delicious (my favorites are Zen as F*ck and F*ckoffee) and the aesthetic is just muah! I just ordered a bunch of tea samplers and two straws for two friends who are celebrating their birthdays soon, and I'm so excited. They're gonna be so surprised! Thanks for bringing more AWESOME into this world!

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Gina
Fuckoffee for a more peaceful start to the day

I recommend Fuckoffee because it is delicious! I had my ritual of morning coffee, but I was finding myself jittery and with stomach aches. Even snappy. Fuckoffee gives me the flavor and the warmth of my ritual without the negative side effects that both caffeinated and decaffeinated coffee was causing. Everyone should Fuckoffee for a more peaceful start to the day. Or anytime! I am so thankful for this coffee alternative.

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