Bundle: Zen As F*ck & Chai F*cking Harder

$28.00

Bundle: Zen As F*ck & Chai F*cking Harder

$28.00

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  • What the F*ck is in it?
  • F**KING DIRECTIONS
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Zen As F*ck Tea - Size: 2oz bags

You breathe in strength
Breathe out all the bulls**t.
This om-azing tea helps you
Zen the f**k out

Chai F*cking Harder - Size: 2oz bags

You wanna Chai me?
Yeah you f**king do.
Drink this smooth ass chai.
Get fired the f**k up and win life

When you enter a first name in the personalization box, we will add it directly on the label. Making it really fun and amazing for gifts! First names or short nicknames work best.

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*Statements made on ModestMix.com regarding the herbal and natural teas offered have not been evaluated by the food and drug administration as the FDA does not evaluate or test herbs. This information has not been evaluated by the US Food and Drug Administration, nor has it gone through the rigorous double-blind studies required before a particular product can be deemed truly beneficial or potentially dangerous and prescribed in the treatment of any condition or disease. 
The teas offered on ModestMix.com are not intended to treat, cure or prevent any illness or disease. If you have or suspect that you have a medical problem,  consult with your physician for diagnosis or treatment. Use herbs as per instructions and always watch for any allergic reactions. You should always carefully read all product packaging and labels. Always consult your physician or health care provider before using any herbal products, especially if you have a medical problem.

Zen As F**k

*Holy Basil (tulsi)
*Ginger
*Gotu Kola
*Cinnamon
*Lemon Peel
*Peppercorn
Caffeine free - *organic & ayurvedic
*MADE IN A FACILITY THAT CONTAINS TREE NUTS (COCONUT)

Chai F*cking Harder

*TOASTED YERBA MATÉ
*HOLY TULSI TRINITY
*CINNAMON
*GINGER
CARDAMOM
*FENNEL SEEDS
*LICORICE ROOT
PEPPERCORN
Caffeinated – *organic

*MADE IN A FACILITY THAT CONTAINS TREE NUTS (COCONUT)

HOT BREW:

1. HEAT WATER 160°F – 185°F
2. 1 TSPN (3G) TEA PER 8 OZ.
3. STEEP FOR 2-5 MINUTES.
4. YOU ARE F**CKING BADASS

HOW THE F**K DO I BREW LOOSE LEAF TEA? Try our reusable cotton tea bags (I *heart* Tea Bagging) or the tea straw, which we think is f**king amazing.

COLD BREW:

1. MIX TEA & COLD H2O.
2. PUT IN FRIDGE. BE PATIENT.
3. READY WITHIN 6-12 HOURS