Chai Fucking Harder + Zen As Fuck
If you read this before you purchase the Zen As F*ck & Chai F*cking Harder bundle, you can rest assured you are an enlightened badass. With fall around the corner, every sip of Chai F*cking Harder serves as a nudge to buckle up your bootstraps and say hello to the day even if it's gray out. This isn’t the chai mix you get from a box at the coffee shop, this is a tea designed to kick you into a rockstar day with tons of flavor, a bang of caffeine, and a whole lot of balance.
Chai F*cking Harder is a toasty, untraditional AF cup of encouragement. Instead of having the classic black tea in this blend, there is a toasted yerba mate which is antioxidant-rich. When paired with ginger, cardamom, cinnamon, and licorice root, the flavor matches pumpkin spice while being more beneficial than basic. The toasted yerba mate is blended with the Holy Trinity of Tulsi in all three forms Rama, Vana & Krishna this healthy coffee alternative delivers a sophisticated jitter-free caffeination. If you want to put some flavor into your fall, just Chai F*cking Harder and do it the right way with this yummy blend.
If you have yet to meet the great and grand holy basil, then I recommend you start adding this super beneficial herb to your I’m A Boss toolbox today. You can do that with our Zen As F*ck tea blend. Holy basil is called holy for a reason, it grows on the Tulsi tree in India where this herb is widely used and celebrated. In fact, the Tulsi tree is planted in the center of the house, its leaves are considered sacred and they use the tree for its herbs and oils. If you need more balance in your life, it is said that this holy basil herb which is a lesser-known adaptogenic herb can help balance internal systems so you can stay Zen As F*ck.
Gotu Kola is an herb largely used in Chinese and Ayurvedic cultures. It has been said to provide cognitive benefits as well as enhancing skin. There is an extensive list of what this herb could potentially help with, stress, depression, and inflammation among other things.
You can rest easy sipping Zen As F*ck knowing that these herbs are acting as nature’s chill pill to your system. This blend will be your go-to for chill time so brew a big mug of tea, maybe roll yourself a spliff, put on some groovy tunes, and find your zen. Zen As F*ck has a bright lemon and ginger flavor paired with a relaxing Tulsi holy basil, making this a bold tea that can help you relax naturally-but still keep you kicking.
ModestMix Blends that have the amazing Holy Tulsi:
You're F*cking Awesome, Zen As F*ck, and Chai F*cking Harder
ModestMix Blends that have gotu kola:
Chill The F*ck Out and Zen As F*ck